Sunday, October 28, 2007

Egypt to host 11th Pan-Arab Games in November

CAIRO, Oct. 25 (Xinhua) -- Egypt is busy preparing for the 11th Pan-Arab Games slated for Nov. 11 to 25, an official of the organizing committee said Thursday.

The venues of the Pan-Arab Games will be in eight governorates in Egypt, namely Cairo, Giza, Port Said, Ismailia, Alexandria, Assiut, Aswan and North Sinai, said the official on condition of anonymity.

According to earlier reports by local media, it's estimated that some 7,000 athletes and officials from 22 Arab countries and regions will participate in the upcoming Games, but the exact number of athletes and the agenda have not been fixed.

The Egyptian State Information Service will establish a media center during the event, the official MENA news agency reported.

The Pan-Arab Games are one of the most important regional multi-sport event held in the Arab world, with the first Games being held in 1953 in Alexandria, Egypt.

Due to political turmoil and instability in the region, the Games have failed to be held every four years as originally planned since 1965.


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Showcomedy The Destination For The Worlds Funniest Comedians And Hit Series

Dubai, UAE - October 28, 2007: SHOWCOMEDY just got a whole lot funnier with a line up of stand up comedians and much more that will have you in hysterics throughout November.

Axis of Evil a trio of Middle Eastern comics made up of Ahmed Ahmed, Aron Kader and Maz Jobrani specialise in telling it as it is from an Arab-American perspective. They kick off the comedy slot on Friday, November 2nd at 22:30KSA with a one off special of their hilarious original comedy tour that has become one of the hottest tickets by blasting stereotypes with outrageous humor.

Comedy fans can tune into Premium Blend from Saturday, November 3rd. The show is a breeding ground for up-and-coming stars. Every Friday and Saturday at 22:30 KSA rising comics take the stage for five minutes each to prove how funny they are. Following on at 23:00 KSA with the laughter is Comedy Central Presents. The show provides every comedy fan's fantasy - a half hour alone with the best stand-ups on the scene. Featuring performances from comics like Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Mike Birbiglia, Lewis Black, Dane Cook and Wanda Sykes, Comedy Central Presents provides season after season of mind-blowing specials that you'll be quoting for years.

Hit show Weeds is back with a potent concoction of comedy and drama returning for its third season as events in the affluent suburb of Agrestic take a turn to the dark side. Funnier, darker and more daring, the acclaimed series reaches a higher ground. Golden Globe winner Mary-Louise Parker stars as Nancy Botwin, the soccer mum who had to learn how to deal with life after the death of her husband. Now, her business is a hit. But keeping up with the neighbours in this suburban utopia isn't easy. She's joined up with a few of her closest friends, and together they're facing life's highs and lows - because even in paradise, nobody's perfect. So gear up for more mind-expanding edgy humour as Weeds rolls back onto our screens from 18th November every Sunday and Monday at 23:00 KSA.

Plus the 16th series of Simpsons, the longest-running comedy series in television history is back on our screens every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 23:00 KSA from the 21st November. Over the years we have come to learn life is never simple when Homer Simpson is involved. 400 episodes in and he's still getting the family into all kinds of scrapes. And we love him for it! Get yourself some doughnuts and settle down to enjoy more great comedy from SHOWCOMEDY exclusively on the SHOWTIME network.

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http://www.middleeastevents.com/site/pres_dtls.asp?pid=2193

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Lahoud Invited to a Sports Event in Cairo

President Emile Lahoud on Thursday received an invitation from his Egyptian counterpart Husni Mubarak to visit Cairo just 13 days before his extended term in office expires.
The state-run National News Agency (NNA) said Egypt's ambassador to Lebanon Ahmed Fouad Bidewi delivered Mubarak's invitation to Lahoud to take part in the opening of the 11th Arab games, scheduled for Nov. 11.

Lahoud's extended term in office expires on Nov. 24, just one day before the Arab Games –in which Lebanon participates- conclude competitions in Egypt.

The text of the invitation stated that Mubarak "looks forwards to President Lahoud's participation in this important pan-Arab gathering."

The NNA report said Lahoud Thanked Mubarak for the invitation, but failed to disclose whether the Lebanese Head of state would actually leave for Cairo at such a critical time for the presidential race to elect the first head of state after withdrawal of Syria's troops from Lebanon.

Lahoud's term was extended for three years by a controversial constitutional amendment in Sept. 2004, when the Syrian regime of President Bashar Assad was the sole power broker in Lebanon.

The extension was a direct challenge to U.N. Security Council Resolution 1559 of Sept. 2004, which called for the election of a successor to Lahoud without foreign intervention and in line with the nation's constitution.


Beirut, 18 Oct 07, 18:17

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The ‘Middle Eastern’ Kings of Comedy: Overcoming Evil Stereotypes Through Laughter

October 16, 2007 10:16 AM

The ‘Middle Eastern’ Kings of Comedy: Overcoming Evil Stereotypes Through Laughter

Photos and Story By Rima Abdelkader

NEW YORK, 16 October 2007 (Arabisto.com):

Who would have envisioned a comedy group of Middle Eastern descent with a focus on dismantling stereotypes of Middle Easterners to be gaining ground in the United States, post-9/11? While already having been showcased in a one hour special on Comedy Central this year, the “Axis of Evil” comedy troupe is now embarking on their 15-City tour. In less than two years, this group has been featured on CNN, in The Wall Street Journal, Hustler, and in a host of other American popular news media. With sold-out shows throughout the U.S. since it began in November 2005, this comedy group is already rapidly accruing a large fan base in the United States and around the world.

(Picture courtesy of Dean Obeidallah)

This time, the “Axis of Evil” is not comprised of North Korea, Iraq and Iran as outlined in President George W. Bush’s 2002 State of the Union Address. The show features well-known American comics of Middle Eastern background—Egyptian-American Ahmed Ahmed (ahmed-ahmed.com), Palestinian-American Aron Kader (aronkader.com) and Iranian-American Maz Jobrani (“Knights of Prosperity” and “Friday After Next”). Guest comics include Palestinian-Americans, Dean Obeidallah (deanofcomedy.com) and Maysoon Zayid (maysoon.com), Egyptian-American Joe DeRosa (joederosacomedy.com), Armenian-American Sam Tripoli (samtripoli.com), and others.

Just this past weekend, the “Axis of Evil” comedy group kicked off its tour in New York to a sold-out crowd at the Nokia Theatre in Times Square. According to one of the featured comics, Dean Obeidallah, they sold out the first show to 1,200 people and to almost 1,000 people in the second show.

In their comedic sketches, these comics touch on family, politics and ethnicity and use comedy as a medium in bringing together all races and faiths.


Dean, in his sketch at the New York show, focused on Middle Eastern politics as well as on his childhood growing up with a Sicilian mother and an Arab father. In one joke, he pokes fun at Iranian President Ahmedinejad’s recent controversial “stardom” in relation to Osama Bin Laden’s overdone, media-saturated Al Qaeda role. “Ahmedinejad is like the Britney Spears of the Middle East right now. Bin Laden should be jealous. He is like the Backstreet Boys coming out with another album right now (pause) we don’t care anymore.” (Explosive laughter follows from the audience)

In his famous note-taking segment, Dean advises his audience on how to make their flight on time, highly recommending that they not use the Arabic phrase, “insha’allah,” (God Willing) before boarding a plane. One benefit to having a Muslim name, Dean tells his audience, “at least you’re immune to identity theft”. (Laughter follows)

In another comedic sketch, Maz Jabroni, who has appeared in the movies “The Interpreter” and “Friday After Next” and on ABC’s Knights of Prosperity, provides some pointers for U.S. police and security officials who “profile” Middle Easteners at airports. “Don’t look for the Muslim who is praying right before he is about to board the plane,” he advises instead, “Focus on the guy who is trying to blend in (pause) the one asking the question, ‘So, how were the Yankees at the Superbowl?’” (Laughter erupts from the audience)

Maz then went on to provide the audience with a helpful hint on how to pronounce the Iranian President’s last name, Ahmadinejad. “Say it with me!” he says, "'I’m going to need a job' with an attitude." (Laughter follows)

Maz Jobrani’s presence alone motivated many Iranian-Americans to attend the two New York shows, one at 7pm and one at 12am. With respect to Maz’s fan base, Dean says, “It’s great as we are building a broader coalition of Middle Eastern-Americans, and hopefully our communities can work together collectively on other events and political issues.”

Maysoon Zayid, who is the co-Founder of the Arab-American Comedy Festival in New York along with Dean, and who was the only comedienne on stage at their New York gig, poked fun at her life growing up as an Arab-American girl in a strict Arab family with an over-protective father. She referenced her “prom story” as an embarrassing time for her as a teenager. “I went alone and had to sit with the faculty at the faculty table. I was 222 lbs. and had to take a picture with a statue,” an inanimate object who she refers to as her prom date. (Laughter follows)

Ahmed Ahmed, who has appeared in popular American films and television shows, Executive Decision, Roseanne, JAG, MTV's PUNK'D and others, entertained the audience with some of his material in between each comedic segment. In one story, he pokes fun at his name which is listed on America’s “most wanted” list. “That guy who also has my name is probably googling me right now asking the same question: Why is his website coming up first (inquisitive facial expression)? (Laughter follows)

Ahmed tells his audience, “It’s a bad time and a sad time to be from the Middle East.” In his comedy skit at the New York show, he focused on his “Flying While Muslim” experiences. In one, he discusses how airport security checks his bags. “They’re taking out my clothes like it’s a (expletive) yard sale.”

Joe DeRosa from Comedy Central's Premium Blend spoke of his “Teen Wolf” experience growing up with an Egyptian father and an American mother. “My father didn’t tell me that I was Egyptian until I was a teenager. He told me, son, your mother was bitten by an Egyptian.” (Laughter follows)

Aron Kader who has appeared in the American television cop drama, “The Shield,” as well as on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, discussed his family’s favorite television show growing up, “The Price is Right”. “In my family,” he says, “it was “The Price is not Right”.” “My father would always challenge the prices on the show. He would say, ‘I could have gotten that golf club for $7!’”

Aron also poked fun at U.S. President George W. Bush. “Bush and words (pause) don’t get along.” In his own dramatization of President Bush giving a speech, Aron says, in President Bush’s voice, “If Sunnis and Shias get together, we’ll have sushi. I don’t like sushi, but that’s fine.” (Laughter follows)

In discussing President Bush’s Iraq war strategy, Aron said the U.S. should be dropping computers and ipods instead of bombs. “The Iraqis will have an even tougher time trying to get Windows XP to work.”

Aron Kader also jibed at country singer Alan Jackson for his lyrics from “Where were you (When The World Stopped Turning),” focusing on his lines: “I'm not a real political man. I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran”. Aron answers, “Can’t he google that (expletive)?” (Laughter follows)

Reflecting back on the group’s efforts in transforming this troupe idea into a reality, Dean says, “The shows have come a long way over the last few years since it first started with the NAAP Arab comedy show at the NY Comedy Club.”

The “Axis of Evil” comedy troupe is starting where Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, the Kings of Comedy and other notable comedic visionaries had left off, with a more nuanced take on the post 9/11 political landscape in humanizing as well as in educating broad audiences on Middle Easterners. It is comedy with a cause.

To learn more about the “Axis of Evil” comedy tour, check out axisofevilcomedy.com.

Rima Abdelkader is a NY-based journalist and a graduate of Pace University in NY.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Iraq’s national football team invited to participate in Arab Round

Friday, October 12, 2007 10:03 GMT

The executive committee for the 11th Arab sports round called on Iraq’s national team, Asia Cup winner, to participate in the round held mid next month after Kuwaiti and Yemeni national teams failed to participate.
It is to be mentioned that Football Egyptian Federation has called on Iraq’s national team to participate in the Arab round on the federation’s expenses in respect to Asia Cup winner. However, Iraq’s national and Olympic teams’ commitment to World Cup qualifications and the Olympic Games have cone in the way of their participation.

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http://www.alsumaria.tv/en/Sports-News-Iraq/4-8794-Iraq%E2%80%99s-national-football-team-invited-to-participate-in-Arab-Round.html

United Nations of Palestine

By Chris Wang in Doha






Palestine's players donate their services and travel long distances for their team[Chris Wang]


"It's not the winning but the taking part that counts" may be one of the oldest clichés in sport but for Palestine's footballers it could not be more appropriate.

Palestine is one of 43 teams from Asia beginning the long road to the football World Cup in South Africa in three years time.

Unlike most countries, the Palestinian football term have a number of hurdles to overcome before they can even begin their campaign to qualify for the tournament.

Security and travel issues made it impossible for this month's first round match to be held in Gaza so Doha's Al Rayyan Stadium in Qatar became the "home" venue for their match against Singapore.

Passport control

There was an air of expectation as players, officials, and supporters close to the squad milled around the Palestine dressing room before the match.

But there was also confusion as Fifa officials checked each of the Palestine players' passports for any irregularities.

The 18-man squad for the match was made up of players from Palestine, Jordan, Syria, Kuwait, Chile and the USA, all of whom were born in Palestine or have Palestinian heritage.

Even after scouring their diaspora for the highest quality players available, Palestine were still without some key members due to issues in Gaza, as Majid Balawi, a scout and recruiter for the national team, explains.

"Three of our players from Gaza didn't show up with the team," Balawi, a Palestinian who lives in the USA, says.

"Israel wouldn't allow them to go, and actually they were given no reason why.

"The situation is made worse because we have lost a very important part of the team, our captain Saeb Jendeya, who is an important central defender.

"It's all about what's going on in Palestine. It's the players who are suffering, the players who are paying the price, nobody else."

Globetrotting

With close to half of all Palestinians displaced in countries across the globe, Balawi spends a lot of his time tracking down talented footballers who are eligible to play for the national team.

"We've been working hard for the past six months," Balawi told Al Jazeera.

"We have players who speak Spanish, Arabic and English, but we have to put a team together and it's hard right now with the situation in Palestine.

"The players have confidence and the love of their country. They are doing it for free, they don't get any money. They want to put a smile on Palestinian faces, and win for the kids at least."

Palestine's Mohamad Al Chiri
tries to find a way out [Chris Wang]
When asked about how the team had prepared for the first of a possible 18 matches on their World Cup qualifying campaign, Balawi explains it had been difficult to get the squad assembled.

"We had two players who just arrived late last night after a long flight from Chile to Frankfurt, and then on to Doha," he says.

"They went straight to sleep and they're going to play the game today and then leave early in the morning."

Not ideal preparation, but the team are proud that they are having a go, and that in doing so they are further promoting Palestine in one of the few areas it is granted full recognition.

Lack of preparation

Qualification for South Africa would promote that recognition massively but even the players realise that is an almost impossible dream.

Ranked 157th in the world, they begin sharply enough against a team ranked 19 places higher, spurred on by adrenaline and the pride of pulling on the green jersey.

But the well-drilled and better prepared Singaporeans soon found their rhythm and after leading 1-0 at half time, the Lions went on to record an easy 4-0 victory.

Nelson Dekmak, Palestine's Chilean manager, highlighted his team's lack of preparation as the reason for the first-leg failure.

The issue of communication problems in the Palestinian team was further emphasised when the South American's words were translated from Spanish to Arabic, and then in to English.

"This result we weren't really expecting at all. We started well, our biggest problem was the physical fitness. We did not have enough time to get fit for the game," Dekmak said.

Dekmak, who was born and raised in Chile but is of Palestinian decent, is donating his time to coach the Palestine national team.

"He coached the Chilean national under-21 side and he took the time and volunteered to coach the Palestine team for these two games for free because the Palestine Football Association couldn't afford to pay for a coach," Balawi says.

'In the blood'

Omar Jarun, a relatively new face in the team, was playing football for the Atlanta Silverbacks in the US when he was approached by Balawi with a view to play for Palestine.

"My dad is Palestinian, and Majid contacted me and asked me if I would like to play for the national team," he says.

"As soon as it came up it was no option, it's in my blood. I thought it would definitely be a good choice to come to the team, and I'm glad I got the opportunity."

The powerful central defender, who began his career as a forward, tried his best to marshal the Palestine players from the back, but there was much to overcome.

"Fitness was a problem, not creating anything going forward was a problem, lack of communication was another problem. There are a lot of things we need to work on," Jarun said.

"I was speaking in English, and they weren't understanding what I was saying. The others need to be speaking in their language and lifting each other up."

But the 24-year-old, who hopes to move a new club, possibly in the Gulf region, was impressive in his first outing for Palestine and could be a regular fixture in a squad that struggles for continuity.

With less than a month to prepare, and with a long trip to Singapore at the end of October, Jarun and his team have a tough task ahead of them, not only in qualifying for the 2010 World Cup, but in building their country's football future.


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